Dear CSI Writers,
SARA: “Family like that makes me glad I’m an only child.”
EXCEPT YOU’RE NOT SARA. YOU HAVE A BROTHER. REMEMBER YOUR BROTHER? THE ONE WHOSE BAG OF WEED YOU FOUND UNDER HIS BED AND YOU BROUGHT IT TO YOUR MOM WONDERING WHY YOUR BROTHER HAS DIRT UNDER HIS BED AND JESUS IS CONTINUITY SO DAMN HARD NOWADAYS?


