Things I Want From the Parenthood S3 Finale, and Things I Suspect Will Happen

THINGS I WANT TO HAPPEN

• Amber goes back to work on the campaign, and not date her boss.
• Sarah and Mark continue on planning their lives together, starting from “1. Drew is off to college”.
• Adam pitches the offer on the Luncheonette because no, Adam. Honestly.
• Jasmine and Crosby do not get married.
• If they absolutely have to get married, Jasmine breaks up with Joe at least SOMETIME BEFORE THE WEDDING?
• OR LILY AND JOE CRASH THE WEDDING.
• Julia sits the fuck down and talks to Zoe like a rational, calm adult before jumping to the worst conclusion like HER LIFE IS OVER BOO HOO.
• Drew gets to some level of “ok” with Mr. Cyr … dating his mom, having a kid with his mom, being in any semblance of a relationship that involves Drew’s life.

THINGS I SUSPECT WILL HAPPEN

• Jasmine and Crosby get married. Lily and Joe disappear off the face of the Earth because apparently no one cares about them?
• Amber quits the campaign in order to date her former-Boss.
• Julia single-handedly destroys any semblance of her relationship with Zoe because of BETRAYAL FEELINGS.
• Crosby and Adam blow up about the Luncheonette offer.
• Sarah breaks up with Mark because she feels like her kids need her at this time even though Amber is already set and living on her own and Drew wants nothing to do with her on a daily basis.
• Mark gives everyone a puppy dog face.
• Destroys finale.
• EVERYONE IS IN TEARS AT SOME POINT.
• Jabbar is the only good thing about the wedding.